think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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