Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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