Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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