I have demons in me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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