Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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