He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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