Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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