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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
