Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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