I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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