Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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