Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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