Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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