That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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