I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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