Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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