Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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