Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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