His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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