Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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