We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Dear god my vagina.
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