question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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