Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you would pick up someone in the library
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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