All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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