just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
