But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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