i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Randomize
