I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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