Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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