He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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