drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
only if we run a train.
done.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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