covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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