Farmville is her only friend.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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