just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
sex in a hospital.. check
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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