i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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