remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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