kristin has been a bad kristin
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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