my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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