Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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