Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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