Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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