Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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