id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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