Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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