Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
she looked like the before picture.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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