The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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