No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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