We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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