i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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