Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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