i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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