She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
tell me about the fingering
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