I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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